River opened her pochette and pulled out a gun.
“You have a gun? Why did you came armed at our date?” The Doctor reached out to get the gun, but River raised her arm above her head and took it out of him.
“Oh Sweety, a girl has to be always ready for the unexpected. Tell me one time, just one time that we have not got involved in a fight with robots with lasers.”
“Well, that time on Klampods there were no robot…”
“Yeah, but there were a lot of angry klampodassians, armed with sharp spears.”
A laser beam exploded above their heads, making the wall they were hiding behind shaking.
The Doctor pulled out his sonic screwdriver from his breast pocket.
“How about a kiss, for good luck.”